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Standing at 5'3" and weighing in just over 250+ lbs, he is considered the "best there is at what he does," which, of course, is fighting. Armed with animal keen senses (i.e.: hyper keen scent tracking, enhanced hearing and sight), an unbrakable, laced-with-adamantium skeleton, a set of razor-sharp claws, enhanced strength (due to the bodily adaptation to carrying all the extra weight provided by the metal in his body), and an enhanced healing factor, he is considered to be one of the deadliest mutants of the x-universe.
by Johnny SkunkaDu October 10, 2003
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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Wolverine (a.k.a. Logan), a character from the Marvel collection of X-men comic books. Later portrayed by the very fine Hugh Jackman. He has adamantium claws and a little less than flattering sideburns.
The actor that plays Wolverine is hot.
by mkk August 15, 2006
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He thinks he's a hot shot because he has ademantium claws, and he won't stop macking on my girlfrend, Phoenix. I swear if I catch that son of a bitch with my girl again, I'll laser-fry his sorry ass so bad he'll have a hard time healing himself.

And by the way, his name is Logan.
That bastard still owes me for wrecking my car with his claws.
by Cyclops August 11, 2003
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To wolverine you must acquire a full cutlery draw worth of knifes , forks and spoons then you must fist you girl using they cutlery items you have . This will cause great pleasure even leading to boqueefious
β€œDamn i wolverined that bitch she boqueefioused”
by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018
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Wolverine

1. The preeminent badass of the Marvel Universe. A 5'3" hair covered Canadian mutant, whose trade mark adamantium skeleton and razor sharp claws are the stuff of legend. He is so gnarly that he's spent the last century perpetually kicking ass in the early morning and taking names in the afternoon and coming back for supper to kick ass again.
Examples of his incredible bad assness

#1

Wolverine: Rowra! (slash slash slash off screen)

Jean: Wolverine, what are you doing?

Wolverine: Tell Cyclops I made his jeep...a convertible.

#2

Cyclops: We're going to save the Juggernauts sorry life. Don't bother telling me you don't like it.

Wolverine: *lets out claws* I don't like it.

#3

Wolverine (to Sabretooth): "you always liked picking on people smaller than you! Well I'm smaller! Try picking ON ME RARARWA"

#4

Wolverine: Cyclops I got something to say to you!

Cyclops: I don't wan-(punched in the gut)

Wolverine: Next time I won't be so nice.

#5

Gambit: Ah! (scared by sentinel head)

Wolverine: Usually it takes a whole sentinel to scare most people.

#6

Wolverine (to Sabretooth) "Grow that back"
(cuts off Sabretooth's balls)

#7

Wolverine: Hey TIN MAN (to sentinel) I'm sending you back to OZ! *lets claws out*
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To go physically beserk or mindlessly insane on someone or something....

To lose all control over oneself that allows one's primal instincts to reign free....

Any amount of physically severe destruction released in short bursts of anger....
This guy went all-out 'Wolverine' on the thug because of what that other guy did to his sister!
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