pifful

a man having excessive body hair

that man has pifful

by Jamie June 2, 2004

piffle

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

by Starchylde December 27, 2014

PiffleSmyte

A reformed Troglodyte.

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.

by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

by Rowss December 23, 2013

piffulous

small, trite, meager, insignificant.

One cannot live on piffulous pay.

by jw64wpb November 20, 2010

piffle

A great word that means- A LOAD OF NONSENSE!!!

Guy 1- "did you know that I can hold my breath for 5 minutes!"

Guy 2- "what a load of piffle!"

by lollipopgumdrop May 13, 2015

Talking Piffle

The moment in a evening when a group of friends/acquintances reach a communal state of intoxication through whatever means drink/drugs. At this point no one talks sense and everybody turns into a piffleing mess. Often seen/heard are half finished sentences, looks of complete amazement at the piff coming out of peoples mouths and the obligutory quote "sorry what was i talking about.....".

This piffleing ramble can go on for upwards of 4-5 hours which is the way this definition is heading.

"can you remember poony talking piffle last night? ..... ive never heard such random poppycock about the outragous price of strawberry bon bons"

by Bones27 April 25, 2010