Piffle

Utter crap that people utter or express..much like nonsense..rubbish and Bull which is completely superficial and non relevant to anything interesting.

"Did see Debbie's status update on facebook the other day?"

"Yeah, don't people talk a load of piffle"

by BFREASH February 18, 2010

Piffle

An exclamation of anger or another extreme emotion. A cry to the likes and meaning of 'DAMN IT!'

'PIFFLE!' he shouted as he found the door open and his car keys gone.

by Mik March 11, 2003

Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011

Piffle

To anally molester, by inserting items up the ass.

Can also be used as
Piffled
Piffling

Piffle-ous (as an std)
Piffle-amidia (as an std)

Ryan said to Alex.
"Why are being so stupid, all's you want to do is piffle yourself"

by espocrespo November 02, 2011

Piffle

(Noun) Someone who; is a idiot, makes a stupid mistakes

(Verb) To have sex or to do sexual things

Person A "I'm seeing my girlfriend this weekend ;)"
Person B "Gettin' abit of piffle eh?"

by Ilikecheeseballs September 06, 2010

Piffle

To trifle with someone over an insignificant matter.

Jack: You know that a crocodile and an alligator are two different things?

Tony: Don't you piffle with me!

by wordsmeister November 18, 2014

Piffle

Piffle is a swear used for piss created by the manitou cabin at camp stevens in kenora in 2002.

1. Damn! I piffled myself again!!

2. Lets write our names with piffle in the snow!!!

by Agxu April 03, 2005