piffledick

noun 1. An inherent fucker-offer that has assholish tendencies. 2. Someone that is mindless at times and unknowingly mean to others.

My friend has no idea how much of a piffledick she can be.

by JermTheKid October 1, 2021

Piddledicking

verb.AKA "Piddledickin'".
Wasting time.

Quit piddledicking around Backdoor Billy, we ain't got time for that!

by Peter Jackles February 12, 2004

pickledicklia

The abnormal souring of the penis; when you leave your junk in your gym shorts to long and it begins to smell funkishly.

Man...jogging that 3 miles gave me a bad case of Pickledicklia!

by corey forrester January 14, 2008

Piddledick

A person who messes with all your stuff and doesn't stop or settle down.

Quit messing with my things and settle down, piddledick!

by Justin Vrahnos August 22, 2008

pimpledick

A guy who has so many pimples on his face that it takes the shape of a protrusion of a penis. Please see New England Journal of Medicine.

Patient: "Doctor, what the fuck is wrong with my face?!"
Doctor: "Well you little shitwad, it looks like you have a case of pimpledick."
Patient: "Ohhh, shit..."

by Sheck E. Sheck February 1, 2008

pickledick

A complete disgrace to someone.
Lumpy penis.
Justin Timberlake has been called this several times.

Justin Timberlake sounds like a pickledick.
Ay pickledick, how's the cobalt?

by yuhknowhoitis April 9, 2009

pickledick

A pickle resembling a dick. Being in Kosher-man like fashion.

That pickledick is partying hard.

by Raglios April 6, 2003