Reformed 

Someone who says they are changed of their toxic ways but really they are just a bunch of frauds like Chris.

Wow, Chris says he’s reformed but he got 2 map bans

Reformed by Cosky November 6, 2020

reformed 

being anyone other than regate

"oh your not a regate? you must be reformed then"

reformed by certified actual professional December 29, 2020

reformed 

to get your cat deleted from #sotf-discussion

this is an inside joke

dude he posted a cat, he's going to get reformed!

reformed by valid1000 February 17, 2023

reformed birther 

When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.

Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.

reformed birther by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton 

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

reformed whore 

A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.

Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!

reformed whore by WCL April 26, 2006

reformed slut 

one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.

Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.

Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.

Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!

reformed slut by Tomati August 1, 2007