Reformed
Someone who says they are changed of their toxic ways but really they are just a bunch of frauds like Chris.
Words you can keep
reformed
reformed birther
When someone who was once known for promoting birther conspiracies suddenly gives up and admits that Obama was born in America.
Donald Trump has now become a reformed birther in order to convince people that he is not a racist but now he is trying to blame the whole birther nonsense on Hillary Clinton.
reformed birther by Just_sayin' September 18, 2016
Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton
The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"
Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton by justhudgecc December 9, 2022
reformed whore
A person who once practiced a bad habit egregiously who now rails hypocritically against other people practicing the same bad habit. Kind of how ex-smokers are the most likely to complain about smoky bars.
Can you believe that the guy who used to get shitfaced every night just called me pathetic because I went out drinking? What a reformed whore!
reformed whore by WCL April 26, 2006
reformed slut
one who once practiced promiscuous sex, but has since dedicated her/himself to long-term conservative relationships. In America reformed sluts usually engage in promiscuous sex during the ages of 18-23, since these are also prime years for developing life long interests, reformed sluts will hardly have developed skills for any non-academic interests: cooking, dedication to engaging in sports, general taste in music, cleaning, outdoorsmanship, bilingualism, etc. This is usually referred to as bimboism.
Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Likewise if one finds the above qualities in a guy/girl, then it is unlikely he/she is a reformed slut.
Gene: ...but I heard Mark's girlfriend can't cook.
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.
Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
Paul: Of course she can't cook she's a reformed slut.
Gene: So all she can go is talk insistantly and give head?
Paul: Exactly.
Greg: Hey I asked my girlfriend how she felt about sex.
Pete: Yeah...?
Greg: She said when she feels she's reached that point in the relationship she considers herself ready.
Pete: She didn't say how people she's been with?
Greg: Uh...no...I really didn't ask...
Pete: Bruh, that's a reformed slut answer, RUN!
reformed slut by Tomati August 1, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!