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Meaning it’s rubbish
That pub was absolutely piffel
Piffel by Vicky yeah February 23, 2023
Words you can keep
To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.
Don't rub, piffle!
piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014
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PiffleSmyte 

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.
PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
He was talking absolute piffle paffle.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013
The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.
Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.
Puffel by Takoz July 3, 2019

puffelope 

Puffelope is a puffy envelope that you can use to send letters to santa in! Keeps your letters warm when they arrive in the North Pole!
I sent a letter to Santa, but I used s puffelope so it didn't get cold in the North Pole and freeze
puffelope by 2229Starfish October 15, 2018

piffulous 

One cannot live on piffulous pay.
piffulous by jw64wpb November 20, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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