Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.
Don't rub, piffle!
piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014
Related Words

PiffleSmyte 

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.
PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.
He was talking absolute piffle paffle.
Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013
The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.
Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.
Puffel by Takoz July 3, 2019

puffelope 

Puffelope is a puffy envelope that you can use to send letters to santa in! Keeps your letters warm when they arrive in the North Pole!
I sent a letter to Santa, but I used s puffelope so it didn't get cold in the North Pole and freeze
puffelope by 2229Starfish October 15, 2018

piffulous 

One cannot live on piffulous pay.
piffulous by jw64wpb November 20, 2010
More from Urban Dictionary
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Load more