Piffel

Meaning it’s rubbish

That pub was absolutely piffel

Piffel by Vicky yeah February 23, 2023

piffle 

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

piffle by Starchylde December 27, 2014

PiffleSmyte 

A reformed Troglodyte.

A troglodyte that suppresses it's energy throughout the seasons until winter. When it sees that winter is upon the earth, it will unleash all of its gaseous essence onto the planet; turning into PiffleSmyte. Immediately causing earthquakes, typhoons, volcanoes, in an attempt to Terraform the landscape, but instead causes immense global warming issues each fiscal and annual year.

PiffleSmyte by MrProElectro July 6, 2022

Piffle Paffle 

1. Spoken or written words that have no meaning or make no sense.

2. Foolish or unacceptable behaviour.

He was talking absolute piffle paffle.

Piffle Paffle by Rowss December 23, 2013

Puffel

The Puffel is an animal that is a common delicacy among penguins, usually in the form of pizza. The Puffel is a very similar creature to the Puffle, with the only differences being that the Puffel doesn't mentally feel like an animal, and that the Puffel usually has a more hurt expression then most Puffles. The only way that Puffels can feel true joy, is by committing cannibalism, and eating food made from other Puffels.

Puffel pizza, Snork's ruined the last of your defense with that pun, puffel pizza.

Puffel by Takoz July 3, 2019

puffelope 

Puffelope is a puffy envelope that you can use to send letters to santa in! Keeps your letters warm when they arrive in the North Pole!

I sent a letter to Santa, but I used s puffelope so it didn't get cold in the North Pole and freeze

puffelope by 2229Starfish October 15, 2018

piffulous 

small, trite, meager, insignificant.

One cannot live on piffulous pay.

piffulous by jw64wpb November 20, 2010