picturds 

Terrible pictures, usually taken by inebriated individuals.

Could either refer to out of focus images that are unrecognisable or photographs the subject would rather forget.

Alysha just shat about a million picturds onto facebook, bitch better not tag me!

picturds by donxkey April 5, 2010

Unsolicited baby pictures 

Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.

"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."

Unsolicited baby pictures by anonymv January 30, 2021

Pictures for sad children 

A webcomic written by John Campbell. The characters are poorly drawn stick figures, while the storylne, surreal at points, follows the life of Gary, a miserable man working at a call company.

Many other characters exist, as well; Paul the ghost (who was, for a long period of time), the main protaginist of the series. Deceased as he was, and doomed to haunt earth as a ghost, he wore a sheet over him, to give him that "ghostly" look.

Jeremy was the antisocial roomate of Gary's, for some time, until he died. Then Paul haunted his body. So now he's Paul. Just so we're clear. If you see him on a strip, dont be all like 'HEY IT'S JEREMY". It's not. It's Paul.

There's a little girl called Maddy, daughter to Afsheen and Sara, and she is allergic to sunlight, so she often wears a pillowcase over her. She used to frequent the devil's tool, otherwise known as "the internet", but after being warned by Paul about the consequences, she has stopped. I guess. I don't know, I'm assuming that. Don't take my word for it. Go through 300 strips and figure it out for yourself.

Afsheen, and Sara. Together, a couple, the latter a cousin of Gary's. Allergic to metal and plastic, respectively. or the other way around. Not really sure.

The humor is mostly dark, and lacking a punchline, and reliable sources have confirmed that strips are often inspired by John's drug induced imagination.

Joking aside, it’s damn funny. You should check it out.

pictures for sad children john campbell

Pictures for sad children by InternetCooking February 5, 2010

Paramount Pictures 

Paramount Pictures Corporation (commonly known as Paramount Pictures or simply Paramount, and formerly known as Famous Players-Lasky Corporation) is a film studio, television production company and motion picture distributor, consistently ranked as one of the "Big Six" film studios of Hollywood. It is a subsidiary of US media conglomerate Viacom. Paramount is a member of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA). It has distributed several successful film series, such as Transformers, Mission: Impossible, the Marvel Cinematic Universe series (2008–11), Indiana Jones (1981–2008), The Godfather, Star Trek, Jack Ryan, Jackass, The Bad News Bears, Beverly Hills Cop, "Crocodile" Dundee, Paranormal Activity, Friday the 13th, G.I. Joe and Terminator. It is the world's fourth oldest continuously-operating major film studio, the third being Universal Studios, the two oldest being the French studios Gaumont Film Company and Pathé.

In 2014, Paramount Pictures was the first major Hollywood studio to distribute all its films in digital-form only.

Those wishing to visit Paramount Pictures can take studio tours, which are offered seven days a week. Reservations are required, and can be made by visiting the tour website. The tour offers a behind-the-scenes look at the current operations of the studio, and what can be seen varies day to day. Most of the buildings on the tour are named for historical Paramount executives or the artists that worked at Paramount over the years. Many of the stars' dressing rooms have been converted into working offices. The stages where Samson and Delilah, Sunset Blvd., White Christmas, Rear Window, Sabrina, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and many other classic films were shot are still in use today. The studio's backlot set, "New York Street", features numerous blocks of facades that depict a number of New York locales: "Washington Square", (where some scenes in The Heiress, starring Olivia de Havilland, were shot) "Brooklyn", "Financial District", and others. Led by a guide on a golf cart, the tour takes approximately two hours.

Paramount Pictures by The Centurion December 14, 2014

God taking pictures 

It's storming.

F: Hey joe, what's all that noise and the flashes?
J: Na man, it's just God taking pictures.

God taking pictures by matdoya November 7, 2010

emo pictures 

pictures emo kids take. that must be either
how to
1.look either up or to the side. NEVER look directly at the camera
2.no smiling is allowed under any circumstances
3.usually the person takes their picture themselves.
4.from the upper right or left hand corner where you can barely see your face.
5.get a side part and have it cover half you face.
6.you can also try mirror pictures of yourself holding the camera. those work too. Be sure to look like you are completly depressed.

did you see toms new pictures. they are so emo, what a fag. I'll never take emo pictures, I'm wayyyy too hardcore.

emo pictures by owned June 1, 2004

Headache with pictures 

1.An idea

I've got something, uh a headache with pictures!

Headache with pictures by mcawesomepants January 3, 2009