pewed

To have a little boat and to shoot people from the corner top of the boat.

They pewed against the odds.

by kyra monique kotsur December 25, 2017

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

PewDiePie

A minecraft youtuber.

"Water sheep was like a father to me, I loved him like a son." -Pewdiepie

by Radium.Francium July 13, 2019

Pewdiepie vs T-series

Basically World War III. The most influential war ever recorded in history.

You have to take a side. You either take Pewdiepie's side or an Indian music company called T-Series.

The war is still on and there have been many close calls where T-Series had almost took the #1 spot on Youtube. The following list are some general facts about this war.

𝙋𝙚𝙬𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙥𝙞𝙚

Supreme Commander:

Felix Kjellberg

Supreme Commander's Fiance:

Marzia

General of the 9-Year-Old Army:

MrBeast

Allied Generals:

Logan Paul
Ninja
Tfue
Markiplier
Jacksepticeye
Keemstar (DramaAlert)

Spymasters

HackerGiraffe
Jaiden Animations

Additional Defenders:

Brad 1
Brad 2
Brad 3
CaptainSparklez
GamingWithJen
Gloria Borger
Jablinksi Games
Jesus Christ
JIF
Justin Roberts
Keemstar
L-Series
Marques Brownlee
Miniminter
Nathorix
Oopsie Doopsie
PinkSheep
PopularMMOS
Pokimane
Skeppy
TheOdd1sOut
Johnny Dee
Party In Backyard
Tekashi 6ix9ine

Supreme and Divine Commanders:

Donald Trump
Kim Jong-Un
Ben Shapiro
Dr. Phil
Elon Musk

𝙏-𝙎𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙨

CEO:

Bhushan Kumar

The Realm itself:

YouTube

High-Ranking Generals:

Gulshan Kumar
Krishan Kumar
Neeraj Kalyan

Allied Generals:

Dianna Lora
Dillon The Hacker
Susan Wojcicki
Dev Negi
Guru Randhawa
Ikka Singh
Monali Thakur
Neha Kakkar

Diplomats:

The EUROPEAN
SET INDIA
Sony Music India
ZeeTV
ROBLOX

Additional Defenders:

Asif Bantaye
Asim Mahesar
Backhod Babi ji
CarryMinati
Decimus Valor
Taukeer Editz
Techy Mohit

*T-Series gains a lot of subscribers, almost close to Pewdiepie*
MrBeast: We bought billboards and advertised Pewdiepie.
*Pewdiepie starts gaining a ton of subscribers but T-Series is also getting a lot*
Justin Roberts: I bought a $1 Million ad in Times Square.
*Both getting closer*
TheHackerGiraffe: Let's hack more than 50,000 printers to advertise Pewdiepie.
*T-Series catching up*
Pewdiepie: Playing Fortnite to stop T-Series.
*T-Series and Pewdiepie slowly gaining more subs*
MrBeast: We advertised Pewdiepie on the Superbowl.
*T-Series catching up again*
Pewdiepie: Playing Roblox to stop T-Series.

Everyone: Pewdiepie vs T-series is the biggest war to have happened.

by bamboomaster February 11, 2019

Peed in the Ball Pit

The convention equivalent of "Jumped the Shark". Applied only when things at a convention have gotten so ridiculous it's hard to believe that they're really happening. Reference to the wild failure that was the first-ever Tumblr-convention known as "Dashcon" in which one person urinated in the ball-pit, one of the only sources of entertainment.

That new convention was a total failure, somebody really peed in the ball pit on that one.

by Horse News July 14, 2014

PewDiePie

A 30 year old man who sits in a dark corner on the floor and yells “FLOOR GANG!!!”

PewDiePie: Floor Gang

by WhatIsActuallyWrongWithMe April 29, 2020

Pewdiepie

A Minecraft youtuber.

* Time travels*
Person 1: What year is this?
Person 2: Let me ask that guy over there... Who is Pewdiepie?
Guy: A Minecraft Youtuber.
Person 2: We are in 2019.

by Koushic July 7, 2019