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Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.
by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019
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peedee

/pée-dee/ n. woman's menstrual cycle or period.
Got my peedee today! Look out!

I'll smear my peedee sops on you!
by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010
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peedee sop

/pée-dee sahp/ n. device for absorbing menstrual blood; tampon; maxi-pad
When my flow is too heavy, I take out my peedee sop and throw it in the trash.

I need some new peedee sops.

In the Carolinas, we call tampons and pads peedee sops.
by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010
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Peewee-Hermanize

To take a hardcore mountain bike and put on street tires, fenders, high handlebars, comfy seat, etc.
The guy who bought my beautiful Kona has gone and Peewee-Hermanized it.
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Screaming peepees

This is painful urination, typically from STDs.
Ben Dover found that the screaming peepees was a very real thing in the toilet.
by I, Wreckerrr October 25, 2016
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The Peepee Poopoo Man

The Peepee Poopoo Man is an evil entity, who if you say his name while taking a dump he will come out of the toilet and take your peepee away.
Steve: "*pooping* I wonder what the peepee poopoo man is..."
PPPPM: "I'VE COME FOR YOUR PEEPEE."
by peachhay May 31, 2018
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by penisleggyface December 6, 2017
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