Ya'll crackas think ya'll got da hook up....well I, Peedy, invented da hook up. You see....................
da hat acces da doo rag, da doo rag access da shirt, tha shirt acces da pants, tha pants access the shoes, and da shoes, "BAM!!!" access da lining(show your boxers)
Mayden is an alternate spelling of ''Maiden'', Maiden generally meaning a beautiful woman and is often often used in the same sentance as ''Peedy'' meaning ''Pretty'' if used with baby language. The phrase ''Peedy Mayden'' can often be sung to the tune of ''Holy Diver'' by Dio.
a) ''You're such a Peedy Mayden :)''
b) ''Peedy Mayden, You've been down too long in the peedy sea.''
A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.
Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.