Peeden

A freakishly tall, blonde loser who loves fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Holy crap. Here comes a peeden.

by rxforsuccess February 11, 2009

Peeden

A man in a woman's body.

Man, I didn't know that she was a Peeden!

by EliRx February 11, 2009

Peedee

A peedee is a genetically altered snapper. They lack the ability to resist any bait put before them. They are sent into a frenzy by a hook baited with smegma. When presented with smegma they will become very agitated and will continually smash their snouts into the glass that separates them from their prize. They will continue this for hours on end until their snouts are bloodied and sore. They lack the ability to learn as they will repeat the same action the following day when again presented with smegma.

Q) Why does he keep biting. Doesn't he learn he will never get the smegma
A) It's just a peedee, that's what they do.

by Kung Of The Duckheads September 15, 2019

pedentify

To identify someone taking a shit in a bathroom stall by their shoes.

We’re you able to pedentify who blew up the toilet? It was John. I saw his Air Jordan’s in the stall while I was taking a piss.

by Mrshinnypants June 13, 2020

peerent

Parent who try to be like his children's friend.

Dad, did you call to my headteacher?
For shizzle, my nizzle!
Don't try to be a peerent, please...

by MrRysiu October 6, 2009

peedee

/pée-dee/ n. woman's menstrual cycle or period.

Got my peedee today! Look out!

I'll smear my peedee sops on you!

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010

End-o-pendence day

the prediction that the end of the united states will end the day which it was formally started.

"End-o-pendence day will happen'

by Worlddeath1 August 5, 2008