persk
persk by swegggLORDERINOMACARINO December 12, 2016
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Perkeleen Vittupää
Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.
Perkeleen Vittupää by JB42 November 13, 2014
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persk • perska • perskänni • Perskins • Perskrimpshin • perskwiter • Pers-Kun • perk • perkin • Perker
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perkypriss by jpg3 November 19, 2011
upper perk
A small district in Pennsylvania known for being predominantly white, spending more money on sports fields than school supplies, and crashing cars into houses.
upper perk by Ngrglue August 6, 2016
Ultimate Perk
A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.
Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.
Ultimate Perk by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013
perkele
Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!
perkele by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018
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