the chips that are made from the cut foreskins of circumcised children and sold for consumption (recycling!)
Person 1: oh yeah we do actually have Perskins. i forgot.
Person 2: Perskins? Yuck, villain. Never would I darken the door frame of my mouth with such vile and dirty morsels such as "the Perskins" You keep nasty chips.
Person 1: Alright then, I'll just put them back.
Person 2: I'll take 5.
Person 1: Ker-ching.
Person 2: Perskins? Yuck, villain. Never would I darken the door frame of my mouth with such vile and dirty morsels such as "the Perskins" You keep nasty chips.
Person 1: Alright then, I'll just put them back.
Person 2: I'll take 5.
Person 1: Ker-ching.
by Doxii October 12, 2024
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