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It's anime *japanese cartoon* but with big tits and tentacles going to bitch's pussy
Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
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by someunfunnyguy69 May 25, 2018

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Short for Not Safe For Work (or Not Suitable For Work), which includes things like: Pornography, gore, fetishes and other shit. If any of your co-workers or your boss finds you watching NSFW, it's gonna be embarrassing and you'll get fired. Watch it at home at your own privacy.
Worker: Huh? This is interesting... "Anime girl has a fun time"
*sees hentai and hears moaning*
Worker: Oh shit! I better clear this NSFW crap and clear the history before anyone sees it!
Boss: DID I JUST HEAR MOANING?!?
Worker: No sir, it was just "business" ;)
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by someunfunnyguy69 August 18, 2018

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common finnish curse word for damn god of thunder which later became a joke
Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!
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by someunfunnyguy69 May 27, 2018

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aka (Wesley Hills) is a buddhist person who started a web streaming series called "Buddhism Hotline" on October, 2015. He claims to be heterosexual, but he proposes homosexual activity such as while saluting he might touch the male assistants chest, accidentally slur up homosexual quotes like: "I like p-", keep shaking hands for too long and other activities. He also claims to be a kid-friendly non-swearing buddhist, but he said "Hey, say go fuck yourself right now" on live in the Buddhism Hotline. He also seems to be a brony, according to his accidental slipup to show his profile on brony dating site called "Brony Mate". He's assistans have also grabbed files of MLP ponies, and he also accidentally stated that his favourite pony was "Rainbow Dash" He's also against sex (for some fucking reason) and claims that it's "against the rules of Buddhism" which means no repopulation. According to his first stream comparison, his English was better than now, he makes alot of spelling errors and mispronunciations, and can't find correct words at time. His girlfriend is Katie, which the trolls use her as ammunition to claim that the trolls banged her, which really upsets Jonathon.
Jonathon Hills: And the holy holy name of Buddha.
Caller: And the holy holy name of Mathis Miles spam 123 abuse you killed him you fucking cuck
Jonathon Hills: 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋! 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋! 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐆 𝐔𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐋!
by someunfunnyguy69 May 25, 2018

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When you listen to loli breathing as you jiggle your sausage.
Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
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by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018

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A game-developing platform and a video-game filled with toxic brainless people who spend their hard worked cash for some virtual re-skinned normal hat painted gold and charge 50000 robux for it. (175 USD). The staff time to time became very toxic, autistic and SJWs, where they ban someone for saying phrases such as: "You're an terrific idiot", even reaching very awful toxicity, where they can't accept criticism which would actually improve the site: Google Image search the term "roblox forum ban" to see the example, how dumb the staff can be. (or possibly robots)

Mind to say that they let a ROBLOX YouTuber, who was a pedophile enter their site, and exploited a 15 year old girl and more. ROBLOX didn't do anything, unless they were cornered by angry customers and parents.

They also let a user post a goo.gl link on their site which literally contained CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR FUCKING SITE WHICH WAS FOR ALL AGES. And this post stayed up for over half hours until it was brought to the attention by ROBLOXians (ROBLOX users) to bump it to the first place. The corruption at their site becomes more and more larger as they only care about money over quality.

Conclusion:

Without toxic spoiled staff:
7.8/10

With toxic spoiled staff:
3.5/10

Sentence: Stay away, and don't become corrupt who cares about wealth of a virtual character.
Kid 1: Man, I'm bored playing Growtopia.
Kid 2: Me too...
Kid 1: If there was something *interesting* we could play that is *similar* to Growtopia.
ROBLOX: Did someone say "bored"?
Kids: Yes, we did.
ROBLOX: Then play ROBLOX! A great game with a great active community which is interesting and better than Growtopia!
Kids: Wow really?
ROBLOX: Yes! It's true! You can customize your character, make games, play games, make friends and more!
Kids: Oh boy!
ROBLOX: And want to know the best part?
Kids: What?
ROBLOX: 𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄𝐄!!!!
Kids: OH BOY!!! TIME TO MAKE MY ACCOUNTS AND HAVE FUN!!
ROBLOX: *chuckle* *secretly by himself* I just tricked more children for a pay to get game. Hello, easy profit.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 20, 2018

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OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GTA San Andreas: 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐑𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐒𝐄, 𝐅𝐎𝐎𝐋!
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by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018

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