someunfunnyguy69's definitions

perkele

common finnish curse word for damn god of thunder which later became a joke

Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

Hentai

It's anime *japanese cartoon* but with big tits and tentacles going to bitch's pussy

Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018

Kool-Aid kids

An advert chain by Kool-Aid from the 60's to promote their highly inaccurate and racist commercials featuring "Kool-Aid kids". They usually visit other countries, and they are unhappy since they don't have kool-aid. They say: "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid. Taste great. Wish we had some. Can't wait..." Then they show a small clip of their family (actresses) drinking kool-aid and smiling to it.

Kool-Aid kids: Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Taste great! Wish we had some, can't wait!
Racist stereotype of an Asian: Hi, Kool-Aid kids! We're very wise! Son by people be suprise!
Kool-Aid with epicanthic folds (asian eyes): Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Sooo great! Once you tried it, no fun can't wait!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018

NSFW

Short for Not Safe For Work (or Not Suitable For Work), which includes things like: Pornography, gore, fetishes and other shit. If any of your co-workers or your boss finds you watching NSFW, it's gonna be embarrassing and you'll get fired. Watch it at home at your own privacy.

Worker: Huh? This is interesting... "Anime girl has a fun time"
*sees hentai and hears moaning*
Worker: Oh shit! I better clear this NSFW crap and clear the history before anyone sees it!
Boss: DID I JUST HEAR MOANING?!?
Worker: No sir, it was just "business" ;)

by someunfunnyguy69 August 18, 2018

Sonic Underground

a lazy attempt by SEGA to make a sonic cartoon where they have constant loops, story holes and FUCKING BEST GUITAR JAMS LIKE IT'S THE NINETIES!!! also they insert terrible jokes and c00l things in order to appeal to those fucking normie hipsters

also the faces the characters make is great

SEGA: Alright, we need more popularity. We're making a new Sonic cartoon called "Sonic Underground". Ideas?
Worker 1: Let's put more effort!
Worker 2: Fuck that, just insert some c00l shit so it appeals to hipsters.
Worker 1: But that will make the show horrible!
Worker 2: Shut up, bitch! We don't need to do that! It will do fine without effort!
SEGA: Okay, it's settled! Sonic Underground will be on TV! Now let's wait for the cash...

by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018

Finland

it's just better than Sweden

VITTU!
- Finland

by someunfunnyguy69 August 25, 2018

noob

or Newbie is a gamer who is playing a video game (mostly MMO) with no experience of the common video game tactics.

He's going to the battlefield with a pistol only, lol what a noob. His ass is going to get roasted.

by someunfunnyguy69 July 23, 2018