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wikiHow

A website that has poorly understanding article creators who don't really write the help properly, so it comes out really fucking funny. It's 80% recommended that you DON'T take these articles to the test.
wikiHow: How to get over an anime addiction!
Me: Instruction's unclear, I got friend-zoned and got depression.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 19, 2018
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Bloxxer

Bloxxer is a stereotype for ROBLOX players who play games, where they kill each other (PvP) or kill enemies. (PvE)
Bloxxer Kid 1: Ugh, Meepcity is booooooriiiing.
Bloxxer Kid 2: WANNA PLAY COUNTER-BLOX?
Bloxxer Kid 1: HELL YEA!
by someunfunnyguy69 July 22, 2018
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Finland

VITTU!
- Finland
by someunfunnyguy69 August 25, 2018
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Pardon

Eli: Yo, how big is your dick?
Mike: Pardon?
Eli: Yo, bitch you don't live in England, you like in United States bitch!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018
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Hentai

It's anime *japanese cartoon* but with big tits and tentacles going to bitch's pussy
Human 1: Yo, wanna check out porn this weekend with beer?
Human 2: Is it hentai?
Human 1: No, it's normal human porn.
Human 2: Real men watch hentai. They don't watch fucking normal porn.
Human 1: But it's unrealistic, and they have unrealistically big eyes!
Human 2: Shut up! You're not my friend anymore! So fuck off!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018
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Kool-Aid kids

An advert chain by Kool-Aid from the 60's to promote their highly inaccurate and racist commercials featuring "Kool-Aid kids". They usually visit other countries, and they are unhappy since they don't have kool-aid. They say: "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid. Taste great. Wish we had some. Can't wait..." Then they show a small clip of their family (actresses) drinking kool-aid and smiling to it.
Kool-Aid kids: Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Taste great! Wish we had some, can't wait!
Racist stereotype of an Asian: Hi, Kool-Aid kids! We're very wise! Son by people be suprise!
Kool-Aid with epicanthic folds (asian eyes): Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid! Sooo great! Once you tried it, no fun can't wait!
by someunfunnyguy69 June 9, 2018
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ROBLOX

A game-developing platform and a video-game filled with toxic brainless people who spend their hard worked cash for some virtual re-skinned normal hat painted gold and charge 50000 robux for it. (175 USD). The staff time to time became very toxic, autistic and SJWs, where they ban someone for saying phrases such as: "You're an terrific idiot", even reaching very awful toxicity, where they can't accept criticism which would actually improve the site: Google Image search the term "roblox forum ban" to see the example, how dumb the staff can be. (or possibly robots)

Mind to say that they let a ROBLOX YouTuber, who was a pedophile enter their site, and exploited a 15 year old girl and more. ROBLOX didn't do anything, unless they were cornered by angry customers and parents.

They also let a user post a goo.gl link on their site which literally contained CHILD PORNOGRAPHY ON THEIR FUCKING SITE WHICH WAS FOR ALL AGES. And this post stayed up for over half hours until it was brought to the attention by ROBLOXians (ROBLOX users) to bump it to the first place. The corruption at their site becomes more and more larger as they only care about money over quality.

Conclusion:

Without toxic spoiled staff:
7.8/10

With toxic spoiled staff:
3.5/10

Sentence: Stay away, and don't become corrupt who cares about wealth of a virtual character.
Kid 1: Man, I'm bored playing Growtopia.
Kid 2: Me too...
Kid 1: If there was something *interesting* we could play that is *similar* to Growtopia.
ROBLOX: Did someone say "bored"?
Kids: Yes, we did.
ROBLOX: Then play ROBLOX! A great game with a great active community which is interesting and better than Growtopia!
Kids: Wow really?
ROBLOX: Yes! It's true! You can customize your character, make games, play games, make friends and more!
Kids: Oh boy!
ROBLOX: And want to know the best part?
Kids: What?
ROBLOX: ๐ˆ๐“'๐’ ๐…๐‘๐„๐„๐„๐„๐„๐„๐„!!!!
Kids: OH BOY!!! TIME TO MAKE MY ACCOUNTS AND HAVE FUN!!
ROBLOX: *chuckle* *secretly by himself* I just tricked more children for a pay to get game. Hello, easy profit.
by someunfunnyguy69 July 20, 2018
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