JB42's definitions

Company Sponsored Hangover

When you go to work the day after a night out paid for by the company.

Evan: Have you heard, the Office Xmas Party's on a Thursday this year. Best take Friday off huh?
Sarah: No way; company sponsored hangover ;).

by JB42 August 21, 2010

Parahawking

A sport based on paragliding where the paraglider follows a hawk, using the bird to find helpful thermals to help prolong the flight

Hey Jimmy, I went parahawking last weekend, it was awesome!

by JB42 December 27, 2011

Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

by JB42 December 27, 2011

TNETENNBA

A hat made out of netted material.

Good morning. That's a nice Tnetennba.

by JB42 July 5, 2010

TNETENNBA

One who looks up words which have been artificially created for the purpose of fiction or comedy.

I've just realised that I'm a Tnetennba.

by JB42 July 5, 2010

Posthummus

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.

I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.

by JB42 October 31, 2011

Day day

1. A nap
2. Antonym of night night

Mum: It's time for your day day Jonny
Jonny: Day day mummy

by JB42 October 9, 2011