Definitions by JB42

Perkeleen Vittupää 

A swear word to describe a malicious and evil mother fucker.

Jonny, there aren't enough swear-words in the English language, so now I'll have to call you perkeleen vittupää just to express my disgust and frustration with this crap.

Perkeleen Vittupää by JB42 November 13, 2014

SQAT 

Sitting Quietly and Typing. A more truthful form of LOL.

Grace: So, how're you doing today?
Flula: Oh, you know, ok. SQAT.

SQAT by JB42 October 11, 2014

social admin 

The effort one has to put into maintaining relationships and organising events; the non-fun bit of friendships.

Jenny: How come you didn't RSVP to my party invite? Don't you like me?
Paul: Social admin overload this month.
Jenny: Fair enough.

social admin by JB42 January 7, 2014

Parahawking 

A sport based on paragliding where the paraglider follows a hawk, using the bird to find helpful thermals to help prolong the flight

Hey Jimmy, I went parahawking last weekend, it was awesome!

Parahawking by JB42 December 27, 2011

Parastalking 

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

Parastalking by JB42 December 27, 2011

Wedstock 

It's a wedding festival.

I just had the most awesome weekend ever at Wedstock! A couple of my mates just put on this sweet music festival for their wedding!

Wedstock by JB42 October 31, 2011

Posthummus 

A delivery service for chick pea based dips. The service is generally rather poor, with the posted product taking so long to arrive that it generally arrives after the recipient's death.

I ordered some hummus from posthummus last night; sadly they didn't give an express delivery option, so it may have to be used at my funeral.

Posthummus by JB42 October 31, 2011