Book Buffer

The number of books you have queued to read someday.

Dave: Have you read Freakonomics? It's awesome. I'll lend it to you if you fancy
Arnold: Not yet; I've got quite a few books queued up at the moment, but if it's as good as you say, maybe it can skip the book buffer.

by JB42 November 22, 2010

SQAT

Sitting Quietly and Typing. A more truthful form of LOL.

Grace: So, how're you doing today?
Flula: Oh, you know, ok. SQAT.

by JB42 October 11, 2014

Füdenschit

Food to eat whilst on a German / Bavarian themed pub crawl.

We've done the first 6 pubs and it's almost lunch; fancy getting some füdenschit?

by JB42 October 28, 2010

Royal Wedding

A day off work

Will: Hey, it's the royal wedding tomorrow, what're you going to do for it?
Harry: Probably head down the pub and spend the day catching some sun in the beer garden.

by JB42 May 21, 2011

Parastalking

A sport similar to parahawking whereby you find an attractive parahawker and follow them through the thermals.

Jonny: Hey Jimmy, I saw a hot chick whilst parahawking the other day so followed her instead of my bird.

Jimmy: Sounds like you were parastalking.

by JB42 December 27, 2011

TNETENNBA

A hat made out of netted material.

Good morning. That's a nice Tnetennba.

by JB42 July 05, 2010

TNETENNBA

One who looks up words which have been artificially created for the purpose of fiction or comedy.

I've just realised that I'm a Tnetennba.

by JB42 July 05, 2010