pense

dick drawn on with pens

hahahaha lets pense that douche while hes sleeping on the sex couch

by adam zmija September 4, 2010

Pense Punch

A slight tap, which is often misconstrued by the attacker to be a full on, climactic punch.

Robert: Dude, I heard you got hit by Daniel today!
Alex: Don't worry man, it was only a Pense Punch.

by DJ-Athens September 30, 2009

Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime

Female blogger named Naomi. Complains a lot, yet very lovable.

I just followed Je-Pense-Que-Je-Taime, she keeps complaining about Harvest Moon.

by lolfagjk August 23, 2011

Penceworld

A backup plan, waiting in the White House wings, also elitist and divisive but appearing moderate and polite.

American nightmares are fueled by the prospect of Penceworld, a dark and terrifying political climate with no separation between church and state.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2017

Pence Face

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

by ciabrat May 28, 2018

Pender

An occasion occurring at any time of year though most often during the summer, normally involving any number (usually all) of the following individuals: Swain, Bainz, Byrne, Compton, Kempke, Polls, Skuodas, Bolin, Shelly, Tiff, Lode, Smith, Clay Claypounds, Tietz, Butler, and Dyson; marked by beer drinking from twelves, cases and kegs, car boffing, and morons punching objects, including trees and each other; normally accompanied by songs such as "Takin' Care of Business," "Pink Cadillac," "Never Been Any Reason," and "Mony Mony."

Robley and me needed a case, so we found Henkins before headin' to Pender.

by P'tainz February 11, 2013

Mike Pence rule

A rule stating that men should never put themselves in a situation where they can be falsely accused of rape, sexual assault, or fraternization. The rule is named after Mike Pence, the 48th vice president of the United States.

In 2002, Mike Pence told the Hill that he never eats alone with a woman other than his wife and that he won’t attend events featuring alcohol without her by his side.

This rule gained widespread popularity after the #MeToo witch trials of 2017. Proving innocence is often difficult or impossible, so the easiest way to avoid false accusations is to avoid women altogether.

Due to the Mike Pence rule, I can't mentor any of my female coworkers.

by Dr. Steven Chang January 10, 2018