The catastrophic immolation of a once great country resulting from the election of a pathological, narcissistically disordered liar (family name
drumpf) by a white minority infatuated with fake wealth and wilting status derived from overt and covert subjugation of non-whites.
Elizabeth almost felt bad for the bonfire enthusiasts who were so disappointed when they suddenly realized that heat was nothing more than a spectacular drumpfster fire.
Buy a
Drumpfster Fire
mug!
(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a
fart,
Drumpf or
TrumpTrain.
(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a
fart,
Drumpf or
TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to
Nunes that
TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the
Santorum dribbling down his leg.
(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a
Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that
Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of
Santorum on his jeans.
n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.
Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.
