ciabrat's definitions

Nunes

(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.

(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.

(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.

by ciabrat February 18, 2018

Drumpf eater

Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.

KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.

by ciabrat January 26, 2017

drumpf

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.

We heard a drumpf every time he leaned over and knew he was full of Santorum.

by ciabrat December 17, 2016

Jordan

n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).

Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.

by ciabrat November 22, 2019

Kavanaugh

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.

We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.

by ciabrat October 9, 2018

McConnell

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.

Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.

by ciabrat May 30, 2018

Pence Face

n. A facial expression held, often for extended periods of time, by someone experiencing intense pleasure approaching ecstatic adoration; such pleasure derived, however, not from the contemplation of the beloved, but the activation of a remotely controlled vibrator located in the wearer’s rectum or vagina.

Ex. Mike caught a big break and was able to maintain his Pence Face during Donald’s entire speech thanks to Devin’s deft control of the Mike's anal vibrator.

by ciabrat May 28, 2018