A series of low frequency sounds (drumpfs) made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
When he leaned way over, we heard a long trumptrain and knew he had just let loose with an unusually large amount of Santorum.
by ciabrat December 20, 2016
Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.
KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.
by ciabrat January 27, 2017
n. a verbal beat-down resulting in the transformation of its target into a self-hating, parasitic shadow of a person
v. to give someone a rubio
v. to give someone a rubio
- OMG, Donald handed him the worst rubio I’ve ever seen!
- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.
- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.
by ciabrat February 08, 2020
n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
by ciabrat April 25, 2018
n. A type of dingleberry, still wet with Santorum, dangling from a freshly harvested McConnell (for the uninitiated, a McConnell is a special, turtle-head shaped butt plug—see full definition herein).
Much to Mister Nunes’s dismay, the McConnell he wanted to deal with his latest emergency was still dripping with Jordans from his previous engagement, and Ryan didn’t have a fresh one to spare.
by ciabrat November 22, 2019
(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.
(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.
by ciabrat February 19, 2018
The catastrophic immolation of a once great country resulting from the election of a pathological, narcissistically disordered liar (family name drumpf) by a white minority infatuated with fake wealth and wilting status derived from overt and covert subjugation of non-whites.
Elizabeth almost felt bad for the bonfire enthusiasts who were so disappointed when they suddenly realized that heat was nothing more than a spectacular drumpfster fire.
by ciabrat February 11, 2017