Someone so infatuated with the fake wealth and prestige of a pathological liar that s/he routinely bends over to inhale the liar's many drumpfs.
KellyAnne almost fainted, but said she was fine, just took in too many drumpfs this morning. I had no idea she was such a drumpf eater.
by ciabrat January 26, 2017

Similar to a caboose (a railroad car with accommodations for the crew and usually attached at the end of the train), a “Kavanaugh” is a lover’s emotional outburst, a mix of tears, whines, and shouts, that may immediately follow his releasing a TrumpTrain; party leaders may be moved to do likewise.
We thought we heard a long TrumpTrain from Nunes in the next room; we were certain of it when he erupted in one of the loudest Kavanaughs we’d ever heard.
by ciabrat October 09, 2018

The low frequency sound made by a sudden release of Santorum from the receiving partner's anus after a session of anal sex.
by ciabrat December 17, 2016

The catastrophic immolation of a once great country resulting from the election of a pathological, narcissistically disordered liar (family name drumpf) by a white minority infatuated with fake wealth and wilting status derived from overt and covert subjugation of non-whites.
Elizabeth almost felt bad for the bonfire enthusiasts who were so disappointed when they suddenly realized that heat was nothing more than a spectacular drumpfster fire.
by ciabrat February 11, 2017

n. The failure to fix a problem or control a situation when to do so would even minimally interfere with protecting or promoting oneself; esp. in positions of trust.
Devin begged Paul to help him hide the Santorum flowing down his suit pants, but all he got was a Ryan. Paul refused to go along with another Nunes.
by ciabrat May 14, 2018

n. a verbal beat-down resulting in the transformation of its target into a self-hating, parasitic shadow of a person
v. to give someone a rubio
v. to give someone a rubio
- OMG, Donald handed him the worst rubio I’ve ever seen!
- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.
- Yeah, Marco got rubio’d in a big way. He’s been a major Drumpf eater ever since.
by ciabrat February 07, 2020

n. A turtle-head shaped butt plug inserted after a session of anal sex, its principal purpose being to prevent the inadvertent escape of Santorum from the receiving partner’s anus.
Devin was lucky this time. Paul had a spare McConnell to lend him, and once it was inserted, he was able to hurry over to the White House without leaking Santorum into his pants.
by ciabrat May 30, 2018
