pens

1.writing utensil
2.chicken or animal enclosure
3.ABRIVIATION FOR PITTSBURGH PENGUINS

Go Pens!

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

pens

badly spelt and pronounced penis

I write with pens

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003

pens

Pens, penis.

A Latin 3rd declension Masculine noun declining as follows :

Singular

(Nom) Pens
(voc) Pens
(acc) Penem
(gen) Penis
(dat) Peni
(abl) Pene

Plural

(Nom) Penes
(voc) Penes
(acc) Penes
(gen) Penitum
(dat) Penitibus*
(abl) Penitibus*

(* or alternatively penitrabus)

The massive pen of the general was attacked by the enemy :

Magnus imperatoris pens ab hostibus oppugnatus est.

The great victory of the pen was announced by many girls :

Magna penis victoria ab multis puellis nuntiata est.pens

if you like 2 touch your pen use the hashtag pens on social media

by h gyvyvyvtgvtgvgyhbyg jn j February 2, 2017

Pen-Pen

A beer-drinking, intelligent penguin owned by Misato in Neon Genesis Evangelion.

Pen-Pen's role in the series is pretty much nonexistant, but as a beer-drinking intelligent penguin (with a cooling unit on his back to boot), he is automatically one of the coolest characters in the series.

I wish had a penguin like Pen-Pen. i'd drink him under the table

by Tmina January 1, 2006

Pen-Pen

A warm-water penguin who is the pet of Misato Katsuragi in Neon Genesis Evangelion. He likes to drink Yebisu beer.

Even Pen-Pen doesn't like Misato's cooking.

by Sajak July 5, 2008

Pen on pen

pen on pen is when you tickle each others dick with your dick.

subject 1 "we did a Pen on pen last night"
subject 2 "word ong fr"

by stimpdamper November 7, 2022

pen

The only weapon on Earth mightier than the sword.

by flackrat September 23, 2003