penivy 

Red scratchy bumps and or lumps that cause severe irritation on your twig and berries resulting from poison ivy.

This penivy is causing my play toys to swell and itch so bad I have to put calamine lotion from my air spout to my candy cane.

penivy by Meibers October 20, 2005

penivore 

One whose diet includes semen, usually derived from the act of fellatio.

My girlfriend and Lance Bass have one thing in common - they're both penivores.

penivore by Sir Douche August 6, 2006

Penisy 

an alternate way of saying cocky

Chris: I got one!
Peter: Good, kid. Don't get penisy on me!

Penisy by Dainsworth69 November 6, 2007

Penisylvania 

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

Penisylvania by andy1 April 12, 2007

Penify 

To turn something into a penis, or rearrange something into a penis shape. It can also be used as a threat, to “unpenify” someone. This word was first used in a middle school on February 2, 2022, created by two idiotic 8th graders.

Person 1-“Oh look, Leon penified Luke’s water bottle again.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”

Penify by unidentifiedflyingidiot February 2, 2022

penisy 

To be very assured of yourself, or cocky.

He gets that brand new car and all the sudden he acts like a penisy little bitch.

penisy by nastynate17873 December 11, 2007

penicycle 

A chick in the neiborhood who is ridden by everyone and everybody gets a turn in riding her. Basicially a slut.

Damn you sick fuck you hit the penicycle? you better get yourself checked out

penicycle by Natdizzledawg December 12, 2006