scratchy

An animated cat from The Simpsons that is often fooled into some devious murder scheme hatched by counterpart Itchy.

They Fight, and Bite
They Fight and Fight and Bite
Fight, Fight, Fight, Bite, Bite, Bite
The Itchy and Scratchy Show!

by Balfdor July 14, 2007

scratchy

the kid in school who is not expected to be anything in life. The fall back person when you or a friend is in trouble.

The loser kid nobody wants to talk to would be referred to as scratchy.

by Dustin Vincent April 28, 2005

scratchy

Something that is old or rusty looking is considerated scratchy. It can be a homeless person or a pure nerd or just one at heart, Huckleberry Finn is said to be the scratchiest book of all time.

That old man's chesterfield was rather scratchy.
I slept in and am looking rather on the scratchy side today.
Look at that scratchy boy's hair.

by Lala April 20, 2005

scratchy

A Fat ass who will get his ass beat if he puts anything else about me on this website

I will beat his ass if he says anything about or realting to me on this website again

by Dustin Vincent May 2, 2005

scratchy

the fold of skin above or below the butthole from anal sex. this area becomes "scratchy" like a hemroid.

after anal sex.my butthole is scratchy.

by paulhouston February 4, 2009

Scratchies

Light scratches given in an affectionate manner.

Mark likes when his girlfriend gives him scratchies on his back before bed.

by FadeIntoYou January 22, 2013

Scratchie

A scary movie, typically a horror movie. Although the term may be used to refer to scary movies more generally, a "scratchie" refers to a scary movie with a evil character that scratches.

John: I found a movie to watch.

Tim: If it is a scratchie, then I'm out.

by DigityDiggs July 20, 2018