Penify 

To turn something into a penis, or rearrange something into a penis shape. It can also be used as a threat, to “unpenify” someone. This word was first used in a middle school on February 2, 2022, created by two idiotic 8th graders.

Person 1-“Oh look, Leon penified Luke’s water bottle again.”
Person 2-“I’ll unpenify you if you don’t stop talking.”

Penify by unidentifiedflyingidiot February 2, 2022

Penisy 

an alternate way of saying cocky

Chris: I got one!
Peter: Good, kid. Don't get penisy on me!

Penisy by Dainsworth69 November 6, 2007

Penifolliclephobia 

Having a phobia of getting a penis caught in your inner pubic/vaginal hair.

I'm sorry we can't have sex tonight I have penifolliclephobia and I haven't been for a braid.

Penifolliclephobia by F.Mikus July 24, 2012

Penisylvania 

One of the original 13 states, founded by William Penn, popularized by Ben Franklin, also known as the Keystone State. Penisoil is from Penisylvania.

The main cities in Penisylvania are Philadelphia and Pittsburgh.

Penisylvania by andy1 April 12, 2007

ponify 

To turn something into a character from the animated tv show, my little pony friendship is magic. Often used on fictional characters. E.g turning Mario into a pony. Usually rule 85 of the internet states: If something exists, there is a ponified version of it, no exceptions.

I'm going to ponify sonic the hedgehog!

ponify by A fellow brony February 3, 2014

Penifluff 

A fart coming from a mans penis

Oh that penifluff you did was a stinker

Penifluff by Cdayz July 5, 2018

penif 

Somthing you stick in a female mouf.

My penif is in your mouf.

penif by Clash September 16, 2003