penilis
slang for very long penis
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Penility Factor
(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."
Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
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penilis • penilised • Penilism • Penilistic Protrusion • peninis • Penility • penilized • Penisism • pencilist • penglishes
Pencilist
Pencilist by Melted1776 June 8, 2021
penility
(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
penility by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011
penilihilation
penilihilation by causeMEdillEon September 18, 2006
Penisism
1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.
3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.
Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...
Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009
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