Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

penisement

The crusty residue left on the penis after ejaculation (penis - semen - cement). Typically this partially/completely covers the peehole causing urine to shoot off to the side upon the first attempt.

Pronunciation: pen-uh-si-ment (sounds like the first part of "penicillin" and all of "cement")

Dude, how was your date with Bambi last night, and, where is the shower curtain?

Oh man, it was great! We did it four times and I must have passed out. Then, first thing this morning I go to take a piss, and, I'm standing right in front of the toilet and I hit the shower curtain big time. So, I took it down and threw it in the wash.

HAHAHA Penisement strikes again!

by subbie_333 September 19, 2011

Penishment

Punishing someone using your penis

I was being so bad yesterday that jackery gave me a penishment

by Infinitetrickpony April 27, 2014

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

Penishment

The act of refusing sexual gratification to one's man due to his bad behavior.

Wife: You sonofabitch, where have you been!?

Husband: I told you I'd be at the Oasis with the boys.

Wife: I hope you enjoy sleeping in the couch tonight!

Husband: That's just penishment!

Wife: Screw you, jerk!

Husband: I guess I soon will be!

Husband:

by tkast68 June 18, 2011

peniscientist

A man who looks like a penis and a scientist.

Legendary rocker Dee Snider is a peniscientist.

by Candy Suxxx June 25, 2006

penisblunt

A blunt made from the foreskin of a humans penis

I had the best PenisBlunt yesterday.

by TyroneTheNigger May 23, 2014