Clifhanger's definitions

Methmatics

The lengthy and incomprehensible use of math, as we know it, by tweaking people high on Meth or methamphetamine}

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia's Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger September 29, 2018

Methmatics

Methmatics - Tweaking the numbers to fit an implausible conspiracy theory

Using her inexhaustible supply of charts, graphs and numbers, Marcia'so Methmatics offered Methmatical proof for the necessity of sleep

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Obstacle Corpse

What the only survivor in a mass grave must go through to escape..

Opening his eyes in a blood soaked haze, Ben deftly side stepped multiple dead bodies as he weaved through an Obstacle Corpse, as the only survivor...

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

tooling for roof

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Vagicotti

A Yeast Infection so severe that it's spreadable on a Bagel

"Hey honey, we're out of cream cheese for the bagels"
"Just bring them in here dear. I've got just the solution. Right where you like me the most . Have you ever tasted Vagicotti? Just like my legs, it's spteadable!"

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

trolling for pharma

Working the angles in search of narcotics, usually the opioid, benzo or amphetamine varieties

Fucking ran out of my Oxys, Xanax AND ADDerall. two weeks early. Looks like I better start Trolling for Pharma

by Clifhanger April 16, 2017