lkdzzbls's definitions

Nordak

The god of misery.

My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Blackademic

A well educated nigga.

That nigga is such a blackademic.

by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010

lack-a-wipe

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.

I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Berd

A black nerd.

Black Person #1 - I think the key to middle east peace is a two state solution.

Person #2 - Nigga, you a berd!

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

Fart Joy

Taking pleasure in observing others as they smell your farts.

Person 1: Man! It stinks like eggs!
Person 2: TeeHeeHee

Person 2 experienced fart joy, while person 1 simply experienced farts.

by lkdzzbls August 8, 2010