Urban Dictionary: Definitions by lkdzzbls

Berd

Black Person #1 - I think the key to middle east peace is a two state solution.

Person #2 - Nigga, you a berd!

Berd by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

Penisage by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

That nigga is such a blackademic.

Blackademic by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010

My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!

Nordak by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.

I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.

lack-a-wipe by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

Taking pleasure in observing others as they smell your farts.

Person 1: Man! It stinks like eggs!
Person 2: TeeHeeHee

Person 2 experienced fart joy, while person 1 simply experienced farts.

Fart Joy by lkdzzbls August 8, 2010