Shit Ramp

The part of the butt crack that tapers into one's back. An area of the body that is frequently missed when washing often leading to an enormous build-up of crack cheese and crack gas. Particulate matter from shit ramp buildup is often expressed from the body by powerful farts.

Dude! Go scrub your shit ramp!

by lkdzzbls July 31, 2010

Starfish Custard

The actual substance that causes the itchy, burning feeling in your brown eye (aka lack-a-wipe).

I'm suffering from a terrible case of lack-a-wipe, and need to get this starfish custard out of my anus.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Penisage

When a man massages the inside of a woman's vagina with the outside of his penis.

Hey baby! I'd love to give you a penisage.

by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010

lack-a-wipe

The burning, itching feeling in your brown eye when you haven't wiped your ass very well.

I ran out of toilet paper and now have a scorching case of lack-a-wipe.

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010

Blackademic

A well educated nigga.

That nigga is such a blackademic.

by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010

Fart Joy

Taking pleasure in observing others as they smell your farts.

Person 1: Man! It stinks like eggs!
Person 2: TeeHeeHee

Person 2 experienced fart joy, while person 1 simply experienced farts.

by lkdzzbls August 08, 2010

Nordak

The god of misery.

My dick just got caught in my zipper. FUCK YOU NORDAK!

by lkdzzbls August 11, 2010