by Mike Byrd January 23, 2009
by Hi I like to hurt people =D July 29, 2003
by fucker April 23, 2003
the worst insult that should never be used, my wanker of a girl friend said this to me once and i cant stop crying now
by ICOMMITPEDOPHILIA December 04, 2020
Fucktard penisface means somebody who is a utter retarded twat, usually said in a stupid accent. Said In a crazy combination of swear words that sounds decent. And quite funny
Logan: " Wow your an absolute fucktard penisface"
Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "
Thomas: " wow you queer, I know I am one to be fair "
by Allahu akhbar Taliban paki February 17, 2020
n. slang. --abbreviation for the term 'douchy penisface'. Originating from the Western New York area, the Douchy Penisface is an insult to be flung at only the dirtiest, low-down people you would happen to know. By calling someone a DPF, you are insinuating that a penis is growing out of their face usu. the nose area.
Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.
In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.
While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet around.
In short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.
Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF.
In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth.
While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet around.
In short, the DPF is a versatile and unique insult to whoever uses it and to whoever it is used against.
by Anonymous Western New Yorker! December 03, 2005