peniscake
peniscake by Mikael Draven April 10, 2004
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peniscake
A delicous after-dinner treat developed in Penisnar, Russia.
Ingredients:
1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises
Ingredients:
1 cup of cooked jasmine rice
1 tablespoon of oil
1 beaten egg
1 green pepper OR chinese cabbage (OR random green sprinkles)
50 grams of chinese sausage OR red barbequed pork (OR random red sprinkles)
1 clovelet of garlic
2 to 3 tiger prawns with head and shells removed
1 pinch of salt
1 pepper shaker full of pepper
2 diced penises
peniscake by Damon Gant December 26, 2007
Related Words
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peniscake by yourmothersaysno December 14, 2013
Penisclerosis
A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.
Singular: A Penisclerosi
Plural: Penisclerosese
Singular: A Penisclerosi
Plural: Penisclerosese
Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010
penis cake
A penis cake is, as the phrase implies, a cake that's either shaped like a penis or has one built on a regular cake. The penis stands vertically, and a small tube, like the ones used in fish tank filters, is run through the shaft and out the side of the cake. The end is connected to a turkey baster filled with milk, which should be concealed in some way to avoid ruining the surprise.
When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
When the unsuspecting birthday person goes to blow out the candles, their friends slam down on the turkey baster and give them a birthday money shot.
"Man, my roommates threw me a birthday party and got me with a penis cake. I was crying jizz the rest of the night.
penis cake by NRE February 1, 2008
peniscule
Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.
The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.
Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?
Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?
peniscule by steve grill April 6, 2004
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