penishanger 

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.

Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"

penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penismonger 

Someone who only wants you for your penis. They drain your penis of all it's got and still aren't satisfied.

My ex-girlfriend the nympho was such a *penismonger*

penismonger by Lisa March 13, 2003

Penismancer 

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

penismonger 

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

penismonger by RabidWombat June 1, 2004

penistagger 

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

penistagger by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

Penisfingers 

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.

Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"

Penisfingers by molomay April 4, 2009