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penisgazer

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Someone who can't hold eye contact with males because of the strong urge to look in their crotch area.
Micah: "Dude Bam, you're such a penisgazer, my eyes are up here."
penisgazer by Bammiee May 17, 2010

penishanger 

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n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

penis haver 

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a man
guy 1: hey are you a man?

guy 2: no im a penis haver
penis haver by babe haver April 19, 2021

peniseater 

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my siter is a peniseater
peniseater by anonymous October 7, 2020

penisaber 

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A dick worthy of using in a sword fight of dicks.
Daaaamn what a penisaber.

I know right. It'll go right through.
Don't worry, just wield it with the force.
penisaber by sagobomb March 19, 2022

penislover 

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A term used by plump unhappy chicks to justify why a man doesn't find them attractive.
fatchick: if he doesn't find me attractive, he must be a penislover.
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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