penishaver

A male

P1: I am a penishaver
P2: I am as well

penishaver by Jghay October 22, 2020

penisgazer

Someone who can't hold eye contact with males because of the strong urge to look in their crotch area.

Micah: "Dude Bam, you're such a penisgazer, my eyes are up here."

penisgazer by Bammiee May 17, 2010

penishanger 

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.

Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"

penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

penis haver 

a man

guy 1: hey are you a man?

guy 2: no im a penis haver

penis haver by babe haver April 19, 2021

peniseater 

ummmmm what my sister is

my siter is a peniseater

peniseater by anonymous October 7, 2020

penisaber 

A dick worthy of using in a sword fight of dicks.

Daaaamn what a penisaber.

I know right. It'll go right through.
Don't worry, just wield it with the force.

penisaber by sagobomb March 19, 2022

penislover 

A term used by plump unhappy chicks to justify why a man doesn't find them attractive.

fatchick: if he doesn't find me attractive, he must be a penislover.

penislover by Trent the musclequeen July 28, 2004