even123angrybirds's definitions

Ball Beater

A 3rd party comes up behind you during sex and starts wailing on your balls like a punching bag.

Last night I was fucking Jane, and Jared came behind me and was a Ball Beater

by even123angrybirds July 18, 2024

Cumscare

When a penis ejaculates on your face unexpectedly

Oh jimmy cumscared me the other day when I was giving him a blowjob

by even123angrybirds March 1, 2023

Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022