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Penisfingers

A phrase used specifically as a textual banner on your cellphone. Expresses love in a confusing, non-traditional way. Must be put on your phone by a friend or lover, not by one's self.
Aaron: "Dude, why does your phone say Penisfingers."

Mary: "My BFFL but it there okay."

Aaron: "Umm. Cute?"
by molomay April 4, 2009
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Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.
"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"
by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009
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penis fingers

Unexplainable clutz, who ends up breaking everything.
"Hey penis fingers... So you have to fuck everything you touch?"
by Snaffta November 1, 2007
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penis fingers

A hereditary condition in which a person's fingers resemble that of a human penis. A person with penis fingers can be identified by large swollen fingers, usually red to purple in color. Prodtruting viens are also common resulting in severe sensitivity during erection. In more acute cases, frequent shedding of the fingernails may occur. Most diagnosed cases have occured in 30 day cycles, similiar to that of a woman's ovulation cycle. FMS, or "Finger Menstrual Syndrom" is the most frequent cause of car accidents in the United States today.
by Chris Bruno December 12, 2003
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penis fingers

wow looka at billys penis fingers!
by bepere May 28, 2018
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Penis Fingers

Penis Fingers tend to happen when one is tired or intoxicated and cant seem to hit the right keys, or hit several extra keys all at the same time. Meaning No matter what you do your typing looks as if you typed it with your Penis.
John: whjat are yoiu up top tonight man?

Marc: Not much dude, seems like you have a case of Penis fingers tonight, lol.

John: seriouluy, I know right!?
by Spazet May 16, 2011
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