PenisWanker
A Penis Wanker is a simple way to sum up the description of a gay ass mother fucking loser that has been butt raped by 17 different male children in one night and LIKED it!
PenisWanker by Crazy ShrewMAN July 30, 2003
Penismancer
Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022
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penishanger
n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010
Penismancer
Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction
Penismancer by Seulo May 15, 2021
penismaker
penismaker by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012
Penisjacker
1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.
2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.
2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.
1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?
Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.
2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?
Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.
Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.
2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?
Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.
Penisjacker by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012
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