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Penismancer 

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis
oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace
Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

penishanger 

n. a person, place, or thing that peni (plural form of penis) hang on.
n. a person who hangs things on their penis for public display.
Yes, dick in a box participants are certified penishangers.
A man took a ribbon from a girls room, wore her tiny pink bathrobe, and wrapped his penis in the ribbon. He proceeded to walk into the girl's friend's room and said, "Merry Christmas!" The friend responded, "You are such a penishanger!"
penishanger by luke7777777 December 8, 2010

Penismancer 

Penismancer, just like a necromancer, this user is skilled in the arts of Penismancy, being able to raise, not the dead, but penises with ease, the higher level ones can even cure permanent ED Erectile dysfunction
This person just made my penis work again, they must be a penismancer!
Penismancer by Seulo May 15, 2021

penismaker 

Any place to take a piss. I.E. Do they have a penismaker in there? I need to take a monster piss.
I can't take it any more, is there a penismaker around here?
penismaker by GeoffG2 September 19, 2012

Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.
1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.
Penisjacker by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012

Peniswalker

"im a peniswalker"