penismonger

One who trades in male reproductive organs

"Fresh penises! Get your fresh penises here!" yelled the penismonger through the din of the market

by RabidWombat June 01, 2004

holy cow

The common name of the Great and Powerful Bovine Lord in the Sky, Who Will Pass Judgement Upon the Earth. Or so says my cult.

Oh great and mighty holy cow, please accept this sacrifice of a human heart

by RabidWombat June 01, 2004

Adult Swim

A show which feels the need to warn viewers of the "mature content" of Family Guy and Futurama, both of which aired prime-time on FOX.

Adult Swim may contain content that parents might not find suitable for children under the age of 14

by RabidWombat June 01, 2004

trouble shooting

A pathetic attempt by a piece of software and/or human user at solving a problem which will persist despite any efforts short of divine intervention

After attempting to trouble shoot Windows ME errors for an hour, I was having trouble keeping myself from shooting my computer

by RabidWombat June 01, 2004

I like you for who you are

You are outwardly an incredibly unattractive and unlikable specimen of the human race, yet somehow I have managed to find some likeable aspect of your personality

Quasimodo, I like you for who you are

by RabidWombat June 01, 2004