pencilitis 

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

pencilitis by redwolf27 November 18, 2010

testicular pendulitis 

Referring to the situation of an old man wearing a speedo.

Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!

testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007

Pencilius Dickitus 

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

Pencilius Dickitus by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

pencilfish 

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

pencilfish by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

penisitis 

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

penisitis by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

small penisitis 

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

small penisitis by wldcts July 28, 2006

Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021