Poncilitis 

AKA Noncilitis

An oral infection which occurs when someone's larynx has been mercilessly reemed by a pneumatic bell thrust.

Very common amongst first term boarding pupils.

'As the predatorial house master prowled the dormitories at lights out, a quivering and defeseless Horacio wept in the darkness, staring down the barrel of his housemaster's pulsating wang. He resigned himself to yet another contraction of poncilitis/noncilitis'.

Poncilitis by Herbie Dongsporran October 1, 2021

penilitis 

a harsh form of punishment, the penis is surgically removed from the genital area and re-attached to the forehead of the offender

pick them pokemon cards up of da floor in there or it's penilitis for you boy!

penilitis by the kdw May 2, 2010

pencilitis 

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

pencilitis by redwolf27 November 18, 2010

noncilitis

When you get a bad throat after sucking off too many young boys

Sorry boss, Simon can't come into work today.

He's got a bad case of noncilitis.

noncilitis by Kantankerouskaren July 28, 2020

poncilious 

A punctilious ponce.

The poncilious way James Comey still tries to take the moral high road, after all he did to us, makes me sick.

poncilious by fdb;dfb January 13, 2021