pencilpiss

When your mate pisses on a pencil and it turns into a cone shape.

Hey nice pencilpiss dickhead.

by pencilpiss June 5, 2021

Pencilist

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.

The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.

by Melted1776 June 8, 2021

Pencilius Dickitus

Pencilius Dickitus, also known as pencil dick and Ward Syndrome, is an extremely rare and deadly disease, affecting American and British men. Over one cases were reported in 2007 alone. The infected boy (whom will not be named) had a shaft measuring 4 1/2 inches in length, yet only 3/8 inches in circumference. The head, however, is often average in size, and has been noted to be exceptionally large in over one cases.

Doctor: Im sorry son.
Tommy TwoTones: What is it?
Doctor: You have pencilius dickitus
Tommy: What is it?
Doctor: very bad: your dick resembles a pencil.
Tommy: Is it common to have this?
Doctor: No. You're the first. Haven't you noticed?
Tommy: I thought it was normal...This is so sad.*cries*
Doctor: That's what she said.

by Skyther Gitlow August 15, 2007

pencilfish

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

pencilist

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.

Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!

by Pencilholder September 2, 2011

Pencilless

To be petty
Adjective of the king of petty

Chris was pencilless, but it wasn't Kat's fault.

by Merkerberker September 21, 2016