pencilation 

Popping a boner at a desk.

Sitting in class, I couldn't help but stare at Mrs. Merchant's sexy legs. Unfortunately I didn't make it to the bathroom to jerk due to my throbbing pencilation. I had to wait a bit for my knob to to stop the throb, and jerked myself when I got home.

pencilation by SimonX October 12, 2023

Penciltration 

The act of slipping an object such as a pen or pencil in one's nose or ear as if no one else would notice. This is sometimes followed by smelling it or putting it in ones mouth.

Paul: "Did you see Stephen slip that pen up his nose during our 10:00 meeting? Talk about input."

Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."

Penciltration by Horshack April 8, 2010

Percolation 

Drunk as hell. A person does not percolate or become percolated. Instead, they reach the point of a drunken stupor and are "on percolation."

Woke up in the morning on percolation..." E-40, "Smebbin

Percolation by Tre Dizzle June 9, 2011

Double peneflation 

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

Double peneflation by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

pencilton-buttstache 

When an anal enthusiast waxes his or her asshole hairs with pomeade in order to have a pencil thin butt hair mustache. One must remove all butt boogers before applying so it glimmers in the light and your lover can truly appreciate the pencilton-buttstache.

I was humping my bitches brown eye and her pencilton-buttstache kept stabbing my balls! I would have to admit though... it was an impressive pencilton-buttstache!

pencilton-buttstache by eric1337 April 24, 2008

perkilation

the act of being perked or slightly in a drunken stuper.

"only two more smirnoff ice's until I reach perkilation, and then I will go sing kareoke"

perkilation by jenkiejen May 8, 2009

Self-penalation 

The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.

You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation

Self-penalation by Padre David January 23, 2022