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Penility Factor
(n) 1. The measure of quality of and quantity of attractive women at a given location at a specific time. See also "P-Factor."
Penility Factor by Ronniucci June 17, 2010
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testicular pendulitis
Doesn't that old man know that no one wants to see his testicular pendulitis? He should put some normal trunks on for God's sake!
testicular pendulitis by WhiskeyNick June 24, 2007
penility
(n) 1. The progressive loss of higher mental functions, and eventually motor skills, due to overuse of one's love muscle for thinking with.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
A highly infectious condition spread by exposure to hot chicks, who are asymptomatic carriers of the disease.
Bob: As I was saying, infection of the lymphatic vessels may cause thickening of the skin and enlargement of underlying tissu... WOAH, BOOBIES!!1! .... Huh?
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
Bill: Oh noes. Another innocent, struck down in his prime by rampant penility. Where will it ever stop??
penility by Et tu, Spongebob? July 7, 2011
penilihilation
penilihilation by causeMEdillEon September 18, 2006
peenalitis
Inflammation of the penis.
After I had sex with that strange woman I came down with a case of peenalitis.
The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.
The doctor said I have peenalitis and gave me some cream to ease the swelling.
peenalitis by la the brightman March 20, 2010
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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