pencilenis 

Disease of tha pencil dick

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus

pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015

Pencilist 

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.

The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.

Pencilist by Melted1776 June 8, 2021

pencilfish 

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

pencilfish by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

Pentipenis 

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.

1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.

Pentipenis by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

pencilist 

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.

Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!

pencilist by Pencilholder September 2, 2011

Penchenism 

The act of appearing literate about a certain subject, and providing an apt explanation pertaining to that subject, only to reveal that you know nothing about that subject and you made everything up.

The word penchenism in and of itself is a penchenism that was used to describe strawberry farming.

Dog groomer here, the reason the dog is growling like that is actually due to the yellow on his shirt. Dogs can see yellow pretty clearly and high fluorescent yellow can give them sensory overload. Scientists have actually concluded that I actually made this all up and I'm not a dog groomer. That is a penchenism.

Penchenism by NotAsterza August 22, 2022

pencilitis 

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.

I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.

pencilitis by redwolf27 November 18, 2010