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pencilenis 

U were born with a disease calld pencilenis..it hasnt grown since u were a a lil bity fetus
pencilenis by Toryy May 30, 2015
Words you can keep

Pencilist 

A follower of the ideology of pencilism.
The pencil is king and I am a loyal pencilist.
Pencilist by Melted1776 June 8, 2021

pencilfish 

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho
duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it
pencilfish by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

Pentipenis 

A disturbing birth defect in which the infant has five penii instead of fingers for his right hand.
1--That kid fucked six chicks at the same time, d00d!
2--How is that possible?
1--He has a pentipenis!
2--Man, that's obvious. I'm fucking dumb.
1--Yeah, you really are.
Pentipenis by Tommy Wommy Womsters October 13, 2003

pencilist 

(Noun) A person who discriminates another for the way they hold their pencils.
Person 1: Can you believe the way that guy holds his pencil? It's so weird!
Person 2: Whoa bro, no need to be pencilist!
pencilist by Pencilholder September 2, 2011

Penchenism 

The act of appearing literate about a certain subject, and providing an apt explanation pertaining to that subject, only to reveal that you know nothing about that subject and you made everything up.

The word penchenism in and of itself is a penchenism that was used to describe strawberry farming.
Dog groomer here, the reason the dog is growling like that is actually due to the yellow on his shirt. Dogs can see yellow pretty clearly and high fluorescent yellow can give them sensory overload. Scientists have actually concluded that I actually made this all up and I'm not a dog groomer. That is a penchenism.
Penchenism by NotAsterza August 22, 2022

pencilitis 

pencil inflammation; obtained by spending too much time with a pencil.
I had to get my pencilitis treated after hand writing a 9 page report.
pencilitis by redwolf27 November 18, 2010
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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