pedocache
a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults
coined by @21Kiloton
coined by @21Kiloton
pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018
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pedojacketing
Pedojacketing is a slang term referring to spurious or otherwise not-entirely-honest accusations of pedophilia. The underlying behavior predates the internet, noteworthily having been used historically (not to say that it has stopped being used this way as of 2022) as a method of demonizing gay people. However the term itself is fairly modern, and rose to public consciousness because of how popular aggressively searching for excuses to call someone a pedophile became as a method of getting away with abusing people in public.
I don't think an edgy joke makes someone a pedophile. It might make them cringy and unfunny, but making it out to be more than it is would be pedojacketing.
pedojacketing by Crotchety Olde Man January 20, 2022
Related Words
pedocache • pedo-tache • pedostache • Paedotache • pedocheck • pedocycler • Pedoface • pedojacketing • Pedoschediaphilia • pedoteacher
pedostache
A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.
pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006
Pedouchetrian
-Pedestrians that act like douchebags. They take forever to cross the street in front of your car. Most of the time they don't even use a crosswalk.
-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
-People that walk in front of your car with no regard to you or your time schedule, and they don't move out of the way. Especially in parking lots.
Pedouchetrian by the real b love May 5, 2009
pedostache
The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.
Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo
"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."
pedostache by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006
Pedouchemo
Chris- Hey Jack, I heard John is hitting on 6th graders.
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
Jack- Really? Isn’t he a Sophomore?!
Chris- Ya, he’s been a real douche about it.
Jack- He’s such an emo dude.
Bob- What a pedouchemo
Chris & Jack- ... Yes
Pedouchemo by ItzWattz May 14, 2019
pedostache
A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.
Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes
pedostache by corvokenway December 13, 2015
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