Paedotache 

The thin, feint moustache as displayed by somebody who hasn't shaved for a few days.

-I'm thinking of growing a beard, haven't shaved for 3 days now

-- Yep; you're at the paedotache stage right now!

- Look at that guy on the other side of the bar letching on those girls, he's sporting the classic paedotache look.

Paedotache by dgh938peg April 26, 2011

pedocache

a gambling based lootcrate mechanism designed to target, and exploit children and vulnerable adults

coined by @21Kiloton

"Free DLC" is code for "pedocaches(crammed with microtransactions)"

pedocache by Artificial Deity September 17, 2018

pedostache 

A thin layer of hair, lacking the regality of a full blown mustache, atop the upper lip. Commonly found on individuals with Tony Danza-esque minivans and lots of candy.

Hey, check out the pedostache on that guy. Hey, where'd little Timmy go...

pedostache by J. Agnew June 14, 2006

pedostache 

The moustache often seen on pedophiles. Appears as a dangerously thin, greasy moustache, often complimented by the aviator glasses and the pedosmile.

Pedophiles can be spotted through the useful guide provided by Maddox.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net /c.cgi?u=spot_the_pedo

"Francis, that pedostache isn't gonna help much...well, the fact that she's in middle school doesn't help much either."

pedostache by Tim Tim the Crazy Man August 3, 2006

pedostache 

A pedophiles mustache. And the mustache for the guys in surgeon simulator. The best way to find those criminals who rape, and do stuff like that.

Pedo: Dude i just went to-
Guy: Don't even talk
Pedo: what do yo-
Guy:douche i know you're a pedofile with that pedostache of yours
Pedo: Shit
*rapes

pedostache by corvokenway December 13, 2015

pedoteacher 

A teacher who is into children and is usually very touchy and does a lot of private lessons.

Dude1: man, that teacher is suck a pedophile.
Dude2: A PEDOTEACHER!
Dude1: bruh.mp4

pedoteacher by Ducksalt April 6, 2021

pedotache 

A thin, whispy moustache that gives the wearer the stereotypical appearance of a child molester.

Often seen on men experimenting with, or in the initial stages of, growing a moustache.

Often seen in conjunction with a Pedobeard.

Dude, you need to shave. You're developing a real pedotache.

Nice pedotache, mate.

pedotache by hellofromfiji April 26, 2011