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Bad-tempered or irritable. Northern expression from the Rochdale/Littleborough area.
"What's with his face he looks crammed" "Cheer up crammed arse" .
Crammed by Beatz73 November 29, 2017
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When someone has the best of intentions but screws up and makes your life or job harder.
Glenn forgot to install that light fixture. Now we have to cut open up the ceiling. He really crammed us on this job.
Crammed by D-Webs March 25, 2018
in a tight space , feeling claustrophobic or to fit a lot in.
That Train was crammed

i felt crammed in during that interview

I crammed a years worth of revising into a week , with the aid of strong coffee.
Crammed by not a fool September 9, 2007
After preforming a Wet Danny (Posted by Nicky Caesar & Vinnie Cazzo) to add the crammed effect you must do some things. First you must push your penis up into the womens vagina very hard to put her in a vertical position. After that you must get on top of the toilet seat and push her downwards with the continueos thrusts of your penis. You shall not be able to get her far into the toilet but as far as you can get. Now she is quite crammed into the toilet. Now you must flush you toilet and you can add some effect by pissing on her or shitting on her. If you piss on her you can call it a Easily Sliding Cram, and if you shit on her it can be called a Rash Cram.
I asked a prostitute to come over to my house for some hardcore annahilation. She agreed and when she got there, i crammed her nicely.
Crammed by Father Christmas November 4, 2004
Constantly experiencing any kind of misfortune with everything you do.
John: Hey, how are you doing today?
Charlie: Not good, I got crammed.
John: Really, what happened this time?
Charlie: I got expelled from school for cheating on a test... Again...
John: Charliiiieeee....
Crammed by MaB3lly October 4, 2021

Crammed Canyon 

When a male shits on a females vagina, then pushes the shit into her using his penis.
Guy: Hey look at that! (pointing)
Girl: what? (looks away)
Guy: (shits on girls vagina)
Girl: EWW! WTF?!
Guy: (goes to town before girl has time to react)

One way to have a crammed canyon ^^^
Crammed Canyon by JoeFlo January 26, 2006

Crammed her Dinner 

Anal sex, the act of penetrating ones asshole
Crammed her Dinner ... i really crammed christina's dinner last night
Crammed her Dinner by skankhobag February 19, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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