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peckeritis 

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!
peckeritis by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005
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Pokeritis 

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

peckertrish  

1) Part-time shelf-stocker; full-time MILF
2) An aspiring fluffer with dreams of porn star greatness in the spirit of “Debbie Does Dallas”. ie. “PeckerTrish Does Pennsyltucky”
3) To defend one’s brainfarts by rebuffing: “Asshole!”, especially when publicly called out for random acts of boneheadedness
1) That peckertrish should stop fluffing the customers and start restocking the acai berry pills. She’ll never make commission that way.
2) That peckertrish should stop restocking the acai berry pills and start fluffing the customers. She’ll never get discovered that way.
3) You don’t need to explain , just peckertrish: “Peckerneck, I was replying to the next-to-last post, half-way down on the left side of the previous page. Don’t laugh at me. Asshole!”

peckertrish by Peckermora December 22, 2008

peckerations

1-decorations and party favors pertaining to and resembling the male penis.

2-any outfit or accessory used to dress up and decorate the male penis.
Wow Holly, you sure went all out finding all the right peckerations for Jane's bachelorette party. The penis straws
big Johnson piñata and the dick nose you got are quite fantastic.

I just love that fire breathing dragon cock sock you got for your man.
peckerations by rbilt March 4, 2011

peeleritis 

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..
victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis
peeleritis by LunauD August 17, 2007

puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.
Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.
puckeritis by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017

neckeritis 

when you've been on the phone to long and your neck starts to hurt because your holding the phone with your neck and shoulder.
I was on the phone with (insert name) and i got neckeritis.
neckeritis by I LOVE JSTN! February 25, 2004
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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