Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

jokeritis

having an unresistable urge to try and imitate Heath Ledger's Joker after watching the Dark Knight

Guy #1:"Got a little fight in ya, i like that"

Guy #2:"Dude, you got a bad case of Jokeritis"

by themagicman August 16, 2008

Compulsive Pokitis

When you, or someone who has hijacked your Facebook profile, accidentally poke someone.

Dylan: "Some random guy just poked me on Facebook and it isn't the first time!"
James: "It's so weird when people do that!"
Dylan: "Yeah, some people suffer from Compulsive Pokitis - they just poke everybody!"

by Chadwick10 November 26, 2010

Jokeritis

having an unresistable urge to try and imitate Heath Ledger's Joker after watching the Dark Knight

Guy #1:"A little fight in ya, i like that"

Guy #2:"Dude, you got a bad case of Jokeritis"

by themagicman October 9, 2008

pokerapist

A person that fantasizes about raping pokemon

Andriana Loves pikachu too damn much. I think she's a pokerapist.

by Chi-town_Ninja May 10, 2010

puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.

Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.

by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017

Powderitis

A condition caused by going back to your boring hometown after a sick day of skiing or snowboarding in deep powder. Also referred to as post-skiing depression. May last for weeks if your hometown is particularly boring or lacking snow.

After going home to Kansas I had powderitis for a week!

by kladfjgdkaflgjakdfljgv March 8, 2011