by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
To add piss to a drink, unbeknownst to the drinker, such as at a frat party, where piss could be poured into a plastic cup of beer or at Spring Break where piss could be added to mixed drinks such as Tequila Sunrises where the color would not give away the piss in the mix. This is usually done as a joke or to humiliate the drinker or to see if he / she even notices there is piss in the drink.
He was so wasted, when we pissmized his Tequila Sunrise, he didn't even notice, in fact, he downed it and asked for another.
by sarasplayroom.com December 27, 2009
Acronym for Jerk Off Instructions. A POV porn niche where the porn girls give explicit and detailed instructions on how to jerk off.
Greg found out that he couldn't stroke to a fulfilling orgasm unless he was watching hot girls in JOI porn.
by sarasplayroom.com August 31, 2010
The uncanny radar-like knack of someone who can predict if a new tv show is going to make or get canceled, usually not someone who works in the tv industry
everyone said that Jerry should rent out his showdar to the networks as he hadn't been wrong once about which new shows would make it and which new shows would fail
by sarasplayroom.com July 19, 2010
A man who wears a speedo, tight briefs or sweatpants where his nuts are evidently on display, much to the chagrin of anyone viewing this. The nuts are usually not sizable enough to merit attention; therefore, they are sized as acorns.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
Girl #2: Ewww gross
Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!
by sarasplayroom.com April 04, 2010
These accompany a Pindick (a/k/a Pin Dick), meaning tiny balls the size of pinballs from a pinball machine.
Girl on Beach: I cannot look at that guy in the Speedo.
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
2nd Girl on Beach: Ewwww pindick and pinballs!
Girl: Why doesn't he just wear swim trunks and hide his shame
2nd Girl: He wants to be humiliated. He wants girls to look at him.
Girl: Time for shades.
2nd Girl: Yeah totally time to put on our sunglasses and ignore
by sarasplayroom.com December 02, 2009