Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.

"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."

Peteritis by a18n May 18, 2025

Pokeritis 

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

peterotica 

Peter from family guy buys an erotic book which he reads but finds disappointing. His friends suggest he write his own erotic book; this sells well from its beginning stages as a xeroxed, stapled manuscript to its later incarnation as a professionally produced audiobook read by Betty White

Books made by peterotica. Angela’s Asses, Shaved New World, Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick, and What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton. The dvd version also shows Catcher in the Eye

peterotica by Tdowns August 30, 2007

Petridis Moment 

Petridis Moment refers to specific and characteristic words, quotes or actions that Georgios Petridis says or performs during random conversations or situations throughout the day, usually pointed out and declared as a Petridis Moment by his friends.

Georgios Petridis: "Έχω 4 τραγούδια Bob Marley στο κινητό μου, θα τα ακούσουμε μέχρι να στεγνώσει το μαγιό"
B: "Petridis Moment"

Petridis Moment by KRSVasiliadis August 4, 2021

Chris Petrikis 

A man with a 5 inch penis who loves anal sex and giving blumpkins to random people in restrooms.

I saw Chris Petrikis in the bathroom at that restaurant and I knew what he was there for.

Chris Petrikis by Gabloomy October 3, 2008

peeleritis 

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..

victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis

peeleritis by LunauD August 17, 2007

Pēteris 

A long haired pajama wearing tv lovin guy!
Loves almost all music!

Pēteris stop watching the tv,it’s been 3 days for gods sake

Pēteris by Too many tacos July 9, 2020