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peeleritis 

A disease commonly affecting the strip club patron, peeleritis is not usually detected before it is too late, usually large sums of money have been removed from banks worldwide by the victims, who appear to be in a state of "confusion" linked to prolonged exposure to huge tits and the placing of dirty box on ones nose..
victim:
I took that blonde peeler home after spending 3 bills in the vip room, we got a hotel room... bought a half ounce of blow, and stayed up for 3 days, then i lent her my car to drive to work, I think i might like this girl, she seems down to earth.

Friend:
NO dude you dont like her you goof, you have peeleritis
peeleritis by LunauD August 17, 2007
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Pauleritis

A horrifying disease you get from watching either Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Vlog Mom, Or Greg Paul. If you have this disease please stay away from human civilization..... Here are some of the side effects.
Jake Paul Merch
Maverick Merch
Liking the Paul family's videos
Huge Rash in the genital area
I REPEAT if you have any of these side effects STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM REAL PEOPLE
Reasonable Human: Holy shit Chris has a serious case of Pauleritis STAY THE FUCK AWAY CHRIS!!!!
Chris: HELL NAH BUY THE MERCH YOOOOO
Pauleritis by ThomasfromSIBk-8 September 16, 2017
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peelerific 

A word used to describe someone so beautiful, gorgeous, incredible, and the absolute essence of perfect. This word is to be used only when no other words can describe someone, because there is no other word.
"You're... beautiful... no... uhh you're terrific... no you're PEELERIFIC."
peelerific by spadger April 26, 2006

peckeritis 

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!
peckeritis by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005
noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.
"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."
Peteritis by a18n May 18, 2025
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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