puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.

Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.

by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017

Pokeritis

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.

When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!

by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Zuckeritis

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.

"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."

by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013

puckertwisted

1) The word for :-/

2) The face one makes when mildly disappointed, unimpressed, or being faced with a small problem.

He had a puckertwisted face as he looked upon the art assignment, it would be a challenge to complete both that and history tonight

by Mayflower2000 September 5, 2015

puckerfish

A Male anus; usually used in a prison context, and setting.

"Bend over and gimme some of that tight puckerfish, baby!"

by Leo Rockwell November 15, 2005

peckeritis

The small penis syndrome.

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!

by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005

Puckerpise

Verb. The act of taking apart a food stuff in order to eat it a certain way. Applies particularly to cookies ie: Oreos which are taken apart so the creamy centre is reached first, but can be used for any food.

"Stop playing with your food!"

"I'm not playing with it, I just puckerpised it."

by Flaming Yawn March 10, 2009