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puckeritis

When you have an irresistible urge to suck something.
Tammy would not relax her puckeritis has come back.
puckeritis by Sgt. Nickels July 25, 2017
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Pokeritis 

Addiction to playing poker, either online, in pick-up games, tournaments, etc.
When suffering from pokeritis, you are addicted to the game and have to play everyday, like smoking cr*ck!
Pokeritis by SarasPlayroom.com April 21, 2009

Zuckeritis 

When you win every hand you don't play in a game of poker. The player folds his hand than explains that he would have won if he stayed in.
"It's unbelievable. I would have had a flush.

I got a case of Zuckeritis."
Zuckeritis by Fast_Al 1222 November 25, 2013

puckertwisted 

1) The word for :-/

2) The face one makes when mildly disappointed, unimpressed, or being faced with a small problem.
He had a puckertwisted face as he looked upon the art assignment, it would be a challenge to complete both that and history tonight
puckertwisted by Mayflower2000 September 5, 2015

puckerfish 

A Male anus; usually used in a prison context, and setting.
"Bend over and gimme some of that tight puckerfish, baby!"
puckerfish by Leo Rockwell November 15, 2005

peckeritis 

Dear god bob you should see a doctor about your peckeritis!
peckeritis by KeVbRoWnSoUnD August 22, 2005

Puckerpise 

Verb. The act of taking apart a food stuff in order to eat it a certain way. Applies particularly to cookies ie: Oreos which are taken apart so the creamy centre is reached first, but can be used for any food.
"Stop playing with your food!"

"I'm not playing with it, I just puckerpised it."
Puckerpise by Flaming Yawn March 10, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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