paxto

A Paxton’s Twin. The soft version of a Paxton. Usually confused,scared,or happy.

Billy:Do you think it’s Paxto?
Trash:Yes he’s confused about everything

paxto by deadtrashcan December 22, 2017

Pastor McMurtry 

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.

Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.

Pastor McMurtry by pumpkin daddy / warealpha June 1, 2019

Pastor Maldonado 

Pastor was a terrible formula 1 driver who wrecked all the cars he drove. There wasn't a race without one of his crashes but he was the last driver to win a grand Prix for Williams (2012 Spanish GP).

Lewis Hamilton:"Pastor Maldonado is the worst driver ever"

Pastor Maldonado by YobroYobroyo October 11, 2019

Noah Pantoja 

He is a good friend sometimes but is super weird and touchy. He has problems sometimes but that still makes him a human. I can Literally expose him if he tries to expose me. He knows my secrets and always has my back.

People: Noah Pantoja is so annoying
Me: . . .
Them: How are you friends with him?
Me: because he is not as annoying as you think dumbass

Noah Pantoja by halo lowis May 23, 2022

John Paxton 

Badass U.S. Air Force Pararescueman. Fictional Pararescue Jumper (PJ) that is the main character in the action/adventure thriller series written by Robert Capko. Trained to kill and save lives.

He went all "John Paxton" on his ass.

John Paxton by whitewater rafter February 14, 2012

pastor jackson

A Brummie slang term from Birmingham UK for a gay male who is very effective at passing as a heterosexual male

Is David gay?, No he is more of a pastor jackson kind of guy.

pastor jackson by VictoryForCake January 23, 2020

Patoka, Indiana 

The smallest town on planet earth. Has one blinking red light. Home to biggest meth problem on earth. Makes pretty babies. Once you're in, you never leave.

Jesus, was that Patoka, Indiana we just passed?!

Patoka, Indiana by kdeming1220 October 27, 2008