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The dumbest bitch you will ever meet. Prefers fuckboys over any other kind of guy because her shallow mind doesn't allow her to see past guys' looks. She'll flirt with any guy as long as other girls agree that he's "hot" even if he publicly humiliates her. Yet, she's comfortable with turning down and making fun of a genuinely nice boy. Just another popular girl who expects life to hand her things when she'll be a dried bag of seagull shit working at Taco Bell by age 32.
Nice guy: Hey, I think you're really pretty and want to know if you want to go out some time?
Paxton: Haha nah you're a loser who doesn't conform to society's image of an attractive guy. *sends nudes to fuckboy*
by Sodabomb July 31, 2017
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Paxton is a very smart, intelligent, athletic, faithful guy who will never give up on you. His penis is quiet large and is admired by the ladies. He can have any girl he wants, though when in love is completely faithful to her, never cheating.
Paxton: I’ll come to your house percy when I get done with my workouts and bible study
by B- dog June 16, 2018
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An unique name for an unique person. Means 'Peaceful Town'. Paxtons are good-hearted and fun-loving. They are trustworthy, dependable friends with sensitive souls. Will go out of their way to avoid hurting someone's feelings. Usually very bright, but not show-offs. Might not be the most popular ones in the crowd, but are reliable and loyal lifelong friends to a lucky few.
"You can always count on Paxton to be there for you."
by bestbuddy411 February 02, 2010
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Paxton is a man know for a legendary huge dick, also Paxton's are amazing kissers and all girl want Paxton's Dick.

Basically the freshest nigga God made

Boy: Paxton stole my girlfriend

Friend: Well Paxton has a huge dick, so she'll be good
Girl: Paxton's dick is so big!!
by Jdhdjdbdj November 25, 2013
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to paxton- v. to ram another vehicle off the road; to invade another's lane on the highway with intent to kill.
Did you see that! He just got paxtoned!
by Huberton March 22, 2007
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The cutest boy you will meet. Funny,amazing,cutest smile!! Glasses but very popular. Likes fortnite wayyyy to much. Paxton likes the beauty in girls. Everyone loves paxton. Every girl has the biggest crush on him. He can be the best boyfriend ever. When you have a paxton in your life, you’re lucky
Paxton is the hottest boyπŸ’›
by someoneverycute October 15, 2018
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A curly-headed jock who will play you like a damn fiddle. Never fall in love with a Paxton. His face looks so punchable yet cute at the same time.

If you're a dumb bitch who ends up liking a Paxton so much as to look up his name on here, dump him. He does not love you. He loves himself and the stupid sport he plays. You always come up with excuses to forgive him. Make a damn list and fucking wake up. His words are traps so never let him manipulate you. If you ever have the courage to finally dump a paxton, NEVER forgive him. If you forgive him once, you will always forgive him. This will create so much fucking chaos in your life.

This CUNT will throw you lies like lettuce to a rabbit. No matter how old Paxton is, he'll always act like he's in 8th grade. Never grows up. He's also probably cheating on you as you're reading this. And even if you talk to him about it, he'll deny everything. Fuck a bitch named Paxton. If you meet a Paxton, stay the HELL away.

You're welcome.
"I'll always love you" Lie from Paxton
"I have a big dick" Another Lie from Paxton
"I want to marry you" Yet Another Lie from Paxton
by thotpotato January 01, 2019
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